IN 2002, when Ireland qualified for the World Cup, Irish national TV hurriedly invited an Irish ex-pat who’d been living in Japan for years to explain some important cultural differences between Irish people and the Japanese.

Stop being stupid for a moment.

Easy answer: Steam-cook the freezer-burned food and bury it in curry sauce.
Which, as the legend goes, was a sure-fire way to cover up the taste of rotten meat.

You know, for all the people out there yelling ‘Bootstraps!’ and ‘Putting food on the table’ and ‘Unions are parasites’ and (even) ‘Jesus will provide!’:
Conditions like this were literally why Russians revolutionised to Communism, more than a century ago.

Why, ANYONE can live up to my name!

An easier way would be to just make a large grid of volume areas lying on the base of the entire map, and make it lethal.

But... “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM????!”

Thanks! I got this from a lot of others. Wasn’t around to catch it all though.

Got it. Thanks!

I don’t get it and I’m European.

I was thinking: ‘If Tayor kept a toy gun in his glove compartment - in case he needed to plant it as fake evidence - why didn’t he leave it in its original packaging, without a receipt, so he could claim it was ‘a present for his nephew’ or some other bullshit?’

I seemed to spend more time in Breezehome than anywhere else in Skyrim. On days when I just wanted to chill, I’d start Skyrim and sit in my chair beside that open, chimneyless fire, reading.

In their own way though, colleges and universities are safe spaces.

Serfs don’t get unnecessary luxuries like fries. They get shit.

Oh yeah one more thing:

“TL;DR”: an internet acronym meaning ‘Too Long, Didn’t Read’ which signifies that the user is a wilfully lazy, ignorant moron - and in the case of authorship, pathetically seeking approval from the lazy and stupid or a misguided attempt at clarity. Which should have been obvious from the original post.

You shouldn’t ‘thank’ these idiots.
You should just tell them to fuck off and die.

Welcome to your place, Serf.

Mike Pesca’s ‘The Gist’ podcast has what must be the best hot-take I’ve heard about Stormy Daniels yet.
http://traffic.megaphone.fm/PPY9962883037.mp3

Black Sails is amazing! I haven’t seen Black-ish only because so many people were telling me to watch it, that I decided to be cool and not watch it.