-1 family tree branch

-1 Oxford comma.

I’m surprised the guy is pulling for a friend so much. Usually in West Virginia people are trying to get their relatives in different positions, not friends!

+1 family style

I see what you did there. I love family humor!

+1 shotgun wedding

Red Sox Fan Acts Like A Red Sox Fan

Kruk and Kuip are the sole reason I continue to watch the Giants despite a waning interest in baseball over. They are fantastic. Hearing them throughout the house, my family always had the game on, perfectly encapsulates summer to me.

Uhhh, excuse me, have we forgotten

ooooh. Can I come over?

RIP that skateboarder. He died on his way back to his home planet.

A beautiful woman, who’s specialty involves standing still for long periods of time, saying nothing, holding a case with pretend money.
This has to be Trump’s dream girl.

That’s just locker room baby strangling.

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

Saw Title.

Liam Gallagher

When Life hands you everything, you take lemonade.

If your horse hates puns, it can’t be that high.

Oh man, he would be the perfect replacement. That would be a great move on-the-field-wise.