The GOAT? Tyson? Dude wasn’t even the best heavyweight of his own era.

There’s a whole channel for you.

Rudy is an awful film, Ruettiger is an awful person, and everyone on that team hated him. Not, mind you, because of some macho exclusivism, but because he was widely known to be an insufferable prick.

Literally all they had to do was make a Black Flag spiritual successor, pirate action-adventure — minus all the AC narrative baggage — and it would’ve printed money. How they screwed this up so badly, I’ll never understand.

Since reading comprehension evades you, I’ll reiterate that I’m specifically advocating for the customers, and homebrew hobbyists he scammed/ripped off.

That’s an incredibly fucking disingenuous read of what Bowser actually did. He’s a 54 year old, willing participant in a for profit, global piracy syndicate, and a lifelong scam artist. Scamming is his whole fucking business, and not just scamming Nintendo, but more importantly his customers. They created fake media…

I remember hearing about this case on the podcast ‘Criminal’, and just being horrified and furious the entire time.

Does ‘The Happening’ count?

After G/O Media shuttered Jezebel, Paste bought and relaunched the site. I don’t want to minimize the likelihood that people lost their jobs in the transition, but I imagine just escaping G/O feels like a win in some ways.

I mean, he has openly encouraged his fans’ most toxic behavior, to the point of pre-building a “Snyder cut” into films he has complete creative control over, he’s a Ayn Rand enthusiast, and he made one of the most blatantly racist major studio films of the last 20 years, but I sure, I guess other than that he’s…

I picked up a non-slim PS5 from Target for $350 today. Not entirely sure what I’m actually going to do with it yet, but I figured it was worth it at that price, and worst case scenario I’ll just return it.

Not a high bar to clear.

Dwayne ‘The Chalk’ Johnson

My favorite thing to do with Doug’s videos is close my eyes and pretend I’m listening to auto reviews by Emo Philips.

I saw this and thought an old headline had found its way to the front page. I was absolutely certain that he died like 10 years ago.

Mangold made his comments at a press event for his latest film, Indiana Jones and the Squeezings of the Lost Rag.

Ron Howard: It didn’t.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Even if Effect and Cause was the only thing TF2 got right (it totally wasn’t) that mission alone is enough to justify a spot on any list of the best FPS SP campaigns. Seven years later, it still feels like magic.