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sayheykid80

A beautiful woman, who’s specialty involves standing still for long periods of time, saying nothing, holding a case with pretend money.
This has to be Trump’s dream girl.

That’s just locker room baby strangling.

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

Saw Title.

Liam Gallagher

When Life hands you everything, you take lemonade.

It’s not malware, it’s bien-ware! Duh...

If your horse hates puns, it can’t be that high.

Oh man, he would be the perfect replacement. That would be a great move on-the-field-wise.

Yes and no.

dude what kind of magic TV do you own

I know one thing. T. Rex doesn’t want to be fed. It wants to hunt.