Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.

So with Scully having retired, Krukow and Kuiper are now clearly the gold standard in active MLB announcing, right?

Ball don’t lie.

Obese Mode.

Honestly keep expecting to wake up in my sweat drenched sheets. I imagine terror and hopelessness will set in tomorrow. Right now, all is disorientation and numbness.

I’m thinking I might need something stronger than booze. Currently leaning towards injecting lab grade heroin into my eye.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Indeed. Grab them by the pussy respectfully.

Trump calls that move “the Crotchtober Surprise”.

Finally, a console Trump can use.

it will likely not get released in China, the world’s second largest movie market, due its completely twisted, messed up themes.

After such a soul-crushing week of news it’s wonderful to end on a lighthearted note.

Tokyo Mirage Sessions. Wasn’t quite sure how much this would appeal to me going in, but it’s really good. The gamepad messaging is shockingly fun and well implemented too.

The rule has nothing to do with whether the word begins with a vowel or consonant, but rather if it begins with a vowel or consonant sound. If you’re going to be a punctilious dick, I’d recommend sticking to things you actually know something about.

I picked up Xenoblade Chronicles in the eShop. I had always intended to get around to it, and for twenty bucks it seemed like a no-brainer.

Nobody wants to see Hawkeye get his back broken over The Winter Soldier’s knee here, okay?

I think Biggie Smalls. Actually, as soon as he said that I started singing ‘Juicy’ in my head.

I would play the hell out of this.

If I were ESPN, I’d do whatever I could to get Pedro Martinez. He’s easily the best player turned analyst in baseball broadcasting.