I picked up Xenoblade Chronicles in the eShop. I had always intended to get around to it, and for twenty bucks it seemed like a no-brainer.

Nobody wants to see Hawkeye get his back broken over The Winter Soldier’s knee here, okay?

I think Biggie Smalls. Actually, as soon as he said that I started singing ‘Juicy’ in my head.

I would play the hell out of this.

If I were ESPN, I’d do whatever I could to get Pedro Martinez. He’s easily the best player turned analyst in baseball broadcasting.

I feel compelled to mention Nick Bierbrodt, whose name sounded like a pairing of beer and German sausage.

Wait, so NASCAR is still a thing? Huh.

These mics are crazy plosive sensitive. It’s extremely irritating.

Adding insult to injury, they were forced to watch the Jets every week.

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