Since you’re just getting into the Premier League, let me inform you, before you embarrass yourself, that Leicester is pronounced “Lee-chester”.

Steve is battling a kidney disease

replace “study and find work” to “physically dominate children” and I think you’ve nailed it!

“he lied about his age to come to Canada to study and find work to support his mother and siblings back in South Sudan” Replace “Canada” with “United States” and “South Sudan” with “Denmark” and you have my great grandfather. So, obviously this kind of subversive crap must be stopped.

Biggest single factor I think is that their best 11 has remained healthy pretty much all season. That’s usually the achilles heal for smaller clubs

Man, people suck sometimes. Everyone’s so eager to call this man a cheater when there’s a decent chance he’s just really stupid.

I mean, it’s no longer different from company towns in America. Nobody forces people in company towns to work for the only viable employers in those towns.

There’s always something fishy going on when women are on their cycle.

Pablo Sandoval: [immediately begins to leak from stitching]

They’re going to get stomped quickly, but fucking Beverley, man. If I were the Warriors I’d try to get up by 20 in the first quarter then hide Curry from that maniac. It could go from a pretty interesting, heated basketball battle to, “Oh goddamnit, why did he undercut Curry on that 3?” injury controversy in the blink…

Not cool. Not cool.

Panda: Eats, Leaves

It’s important to remember at times like this that tech moguls like Vivek Ranadive are smarter and more #innovative than any of us luddite philistines who still value outdated things like winning.

Stop commenting, Mark Jackson. You’re drunk.

Mark Jackson would have already shut the team down.

Porzingis’ agent refused to talk to the 76ers because Hinkie had turned them into a joke and alienated lot of agents across the league while doing so. It was a side effect of “the process”, it’s absolutely Hinkie’s fault.

Reminds me of Louis CK on Trump:

Bang.

I’m about the same age as Lacob. Don’t know what it cost to be an Anteater at Irvine, but Cal was about $700 a year back then. And if he was as “poor” as he said, the state was pretty good about picking up a good chunk. #bootstraps