I’ve never clutched my pussy harder, I need to be sure it’s safe.

I would absolutely love this game. Can I come to your Thanksgiving? I’ll bring Chocolate Bourbon Pecan Pie!

Jesus... I didn’t believe that could possibly be a real thing so I googled it. There was link that offered pictures (I know, I know, never google). Naturally I didn’t click the link but...

Seriously doesn’t even have to be ER nurse. Source: mom and all my aunts are nurses. We play “wanna hear something gross” at Thanksgiving for fun.

I have that book.

I’m not surprised - this is what can happen when people don’t have sexual education and have to just figure it out.

The average ER nurse has seen a hundred different things you wouldn’t believe were even humanly possible.

DEAR GOD NO

What book is this?!?! I must get it so I can read two pages then burn it out of fear/disgust!

I almost threw my laptop across the office and clenched. NO THANK YOU.

That’s enough internet for today.

Then you’re uninformed.

What are you implying? That because you’ve never heard of her work she doesn’t merit a star on the Walk of Fame?

Yes I do.

So, according to Sessions, lynching black people= ok. Getting stoned and watching Space Jam, you’ve gone too fucking far. Got it. God bless Amerikkka.

I know it gets tough. But just look at the faces of these brave people. Look at the commitment in their eyes and the confidence knowing that they are part of the resistance and they are in the right side. You are part of the resistance. Anyone not accepting this rise of hate will be part of the resistance. If you need…

Sadly, history is repeating itself.

Could you (Jezebel and affiliated sites) end articles such as this with a sentence or link to remind readers how to take action against the bullshittery of the Trumpelstiltskins? A brief reminder along the lines of: inundate your Senator with calls before Jan 10 to tell him/her to reject the nomination of this asshat.