Is that a promise? I kinda want to see it with the Sharknado 4 production value...

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

I saw 4 deaf people (very diverse - young/old/different races) getting into a heated discussion on the subway about something. It was pretty fascinating watching each gesture is response to another with just the sound of hands slapping and waving around. Everyone else on the train was equally fascinated, staring in…

Baby Fennic Foxes would like a word

Minnesota is like the perfect amalgam of Canada and Nordic Lutheranism.

LOL, WOMEN,WE’RE THE WORST, LOL! Of course I was the problem, women always are, you’re so smart!

Yup. Because people who make scenes are trashy as fuck.

Exactly. There’s nothing trashier than fighting in public.

And wait till the next time the try to book a flight .... I guess the wll be driving everywhere from now on ... Yeah

You are my hero. Sign me up for your class immeds.

I tell my husband “Oh, really? We’re  gonna talk about this later” in Armenian in a light, airy tone so no one else knows we’re arguing.

can you just let us have this tiny jot of cuteness in a morass of 2016 suckitude, jfc

So, you’d rather not breed the animal at all? This particular zoo is not responsible for the destruction of the habitat, so I don’t see how their abandoning the conservation project is going to improve anything. Maybe your essay addresses that?

I love your house so much! Back in the day, I was obsessed with making architectural stuff for Sims 1 - so much so that once I got the hang of it I never actually played the game anymore, just built houses to push the extreme of what the game would allow.

I want something bad bad bad to happen to Pence because he’s proven himself to be utterly indifferent to human suffering and I think he’s driving the agenda here.

I’m in my mid-40s and those restrictions have been in place as long as I can remember.

Yes!! They are the Cindy Crawford of mammals!

I’ve always thought they look so smug. Especially the babies, like “yeah, bitches I’m awesome, I have the biggest heart of any land mammal and supermodels WISH they had legs like this.”

START?

Party pooper.