Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

More like varigross veins!

I think my favorite boardwalk tee, and this might’ve been in the Delaware beach area or maybe OC, Maryland, is:

Oh, my Lord! I hope not!

This is fucking fantastic.

I think they’re doing a better job with concussions now, or at least with their diagnosis and treatment for them. There are still way too many high spots for concussions to be mitigated to any real degree.

They look like the final opponents in a minor league hockey movie starring Channing Tatum, Alden Ehrenreich, and Michael B. Jordan called Third Line.

Counterargument.

if the inspiration behind the easter eggs was every shitty Vegas hotel’s carpet they succeeded

People saying this is convenient or a conspiracy are idiots. Seriously.
1 - Because it’s not convenient for two reasons: Cap recapture and losing one of the team’s best players, a guy who would be team captain in maybe any other team except the Penguins.
2 - People with no medical knowledge have absolutely no idea how…

I would have to assume the guy in the hazmat suit is spraying the walls with kerosene, because when you’ve got mold like that you just gotta BURN THE WHOLE FUCKER DOWN and start over.

That’s odd, because I have said your wife’s name during sex.

My wife and my sister have creepily-similar names. I have never once said my wife’s name during sex.

Found out the other day that the reason Chris Cornell did the theme to Casino Royale was “any time you can do something to get on a list with Paul McCartney, you do that thing.”

For my money it’s:

“Live and Let Die”, the only Bond theme that rocked so hard that G’n’R covered it.

Vampires are undead creatures with very sharp fangs who could, at any moment, bite you and usher you into the eternal purgatory of the living dead. Would you risk this for a lay?

What about a ghost? How was this article not published as a ranking of supernatural creatures by propensity-to-bone?