I thought evil Foreigner meant they wouldn’t play “I wanna know what love is.”

You may have ruled out Jimmy John, but what about Papa John? Can he account for his whereabouts or the shark intestines dripping off his crotch?

I would just like to point out some things:

Counterpoint: Yes it fucking is.

“How can I ever face all the other dead sharks?”

What about Elfman?

Clearly, the answer is ska-punk.

WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!

I laughed at that too. Oh no, how will you ever get your kicks now that you’re no longer in hip and happening urban Wisconsin?

The sex with music thing is just tough because I never have any idea what to put on without coming across as contrived (Sade, Marvin Gaye), a painful hipster, or running the risk something weird comes on (shuffle and suddenly you’re boning to a really shouty Meek Mill song).

ZUKKA’S THOUGHTS:

You know the correct answer is “waffles.”

And I have to Craigslist to find a woman to hit me and spit on me. Some guys get all the luck.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Why would you write that when you could have written “Dick 4:69" instead? What a wasted opportunity.

I came for the WWF joke and you did not disappoint.

What?

This is a stunning revelation.

I mean when you are going out off the top rope, it seems pretty clear you loved wrestling.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.