Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Justifications the Vegas group gave for the effort to secure the Raiders move:

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Eat Arby’s.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

I moved to Kansas a couple years ago, first trip to the grocery store was like WTF.

Wayne’s World 2 is better?

100% more fun. You end up feeling the misery from the first Clerks.

Speaking as a Kevsmith stan, Clerks 2 was good, had heart, and is arguably more fun to watch than Clerks. (The third act is tough, man.)

I’d advise you to stay away from “Batman & Robin” if you haven’t already seen it.

If we’re going this route, I’m going to have to add: Jay and Silent Bob > Mallrats.

PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE

Wayne’s World 2 and Clerks 2.

Shaq is just worried that if he wears Spandex he’ll decapitate everyone in the first five rows everything he turns quickly.

Weird hobby. I really enjoy learning about criminals and serial killers, the psychology behind why they do horrible things fascinates me....And I don’t talk about that because it’s weird as fuck. Met a girl and she drunkenly went into a rant about why I shouldn’t be with her, citing numerous things but topped it off…

Winning “Double Dare” or “GUTS” would have been the tops, I’d have been rolling in some fuckin’ sweet LA Gear shoes for the duration of my adolescence (which, coincidentally would have made me a little shit)

i invited you. you had your chance. and now you’re sitting there writing passive aggressive blogs. we had a great time eating sheep dick and ram eyes on the rim of a frozen volcano that smelled like hellpoop! i’ve never seen so many “j’s” and “k’s” in my life! there was a man playing an instrument with strings that…

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.