Buying Hitler’s suicide gun is probably the tamest shit you listed in this article. I’d probably buy that gun too though ngl. That’s easily one of the most influential weapons on planet Earth.  

You see how long that thing is? I’m not reading that.  

> Did you feel you had to explore every building, cave, hideout, and location in Fallout and Elder Scrolls?

Yes lol  

Lol if you gave me a game with 10 planets I’ma be like “fuck me that’s too much shit to do” and forget I bought the game.  

> There’s room for everyone in beauty.

Yeah I dunno. Maybe not for ugly people. I been trying to find room in there for ages and that shit is full up.  

Tabloids would pay you that salary to get dirt on the royals. I’d take it.  

Holy shit. I know NOTHING about cars, but this article just solved my car issues. I have been distressed because my bank account is bone dry and I’m jobless so I haven’t had the resources to address this issue. Thank you very much for this post.  

“You should always update all of your internet connected devices as soon as possible, always, and forever.”

And if the update bricks my device I’ll just be a Karen until they give me a new one.   

Christmas shoes.  

Ahahaha. Companies deserve having their shit pirated I swear.

I love seeing stats on how many games and movies were pirated each year. Keep it up. Fuck these companies.  

Wow. My brain cannot reconcile this guy’s voice. My immediate urge is to somehow justify that the video is modified to mask his voice.  

I love watching trash take itself out.

Yeah. When I first ran into this type of content unlock system in Battlefield 5, I was faced with a dilemma. Either I hurry up and unlock these things or I might miss them (!!!), or I just quit and don’t worry about it.

I ended up just not playing. I’m a completionist player, and if I missed some item and had to wait…

I’ma file this under “things I already knew would happen when they announced the project”  

Steal the public’s money and steal a company’s money. See which one puts you in prison longer.  

Why don’t we start writing articles about the consumers who actually like this kind of thing? Article after article has been written for a decade now about hypersexualized females in gaming. It’s the same junk every time. Yes, we get it, women are hypersexualized in gaming.

Instead, lets see the sad fucks who keep…

His antics have a purpose. They’re designed to rile up his cult who think he’s a god.

It works. He has a lot of sway over a lot of people as a result. Eventually it could turn into some version of control. Power is a hell of a drug.  

I propose a live action movie about Lady Dimitrescu and her seven favorite zombies.  

Oh my god are you okay dude? Do you need me to  call someone for you? Let me know if I can help. This sounds pretty serious.  

Lol emotional.