Why the hell is this so appealing to me? I don’t own a TV or a couch, yet I feel like I want to buy both just to have an excuse to buy this ugly contraption.  

Why can’t you just put in the image caption, what that image is? It says “Image: Warnes Bros. Pictures” okay thanks super helpful. WHAT is in the image? Why does all of Gawker do this for their images instead of just saying what it is?   

left?  

I think “they’re fine” is a pretty big understatement. Nintendo keeps a pretty steady pace with its two competitors.  

Anyone remember Snaking from Medal of Honor Allied Assault? Some servers would instantly kill you if you pressed space bar while on a ladder to prevent it happening.  

I love the excess that you find in open world games, so maybe this will be a good one for me. I can get lost for hours and hours just searching every tiny area in an open world, picking everything up, categorizing it all, sorting, etc.

One man’s nightmare is another’s dream! Hopefully it’s not so excessive that even I…

Can you expand on the RDR2 bloat comment? I’m thinking about diving in to it sometime soon, but I’m curious about this little jab so I want to know before I do.  

As a person who was raised in rural Nebraska for 17 years, I can confidently say that he doesn’t necessarily have to try very hard to “win” over any Republican voters. It’s sun-baked into their blood and circulates daily. It’s quite often that a Trump vs sanity argument breaks out in Facebook circles because my sister…

I’m pretty sad Committed won’t make it in. That was my jam in THPS. Doesn’t that song play on the very first level iirc?  

Oh god that game was so much better than I was expecting it to be. I loved it.  

He sounds like a massive douche with how often he says “fuck” or variations of it.  

I usually choose female in games where there’s already no chance in hell a male character is going to be able to one-hand that massive sword, so that tiny female frame has less of a chance, but in game she’s a murderous badass. In WoW I’ve mained a female gnome warrior for a long time. She dual wielded two massive…

Bro, you are a good lookin’ dude. I know I’m supposed to comment on the article, but you’ve got your shit together my guy.  

I’m impressed you managed to avoid “she’s a titty streamer” the entire time trying to figure out how she gained so much traction.  

Lol crap. Purple Haze is my favorite flavor and I’m completely addicted to it. I was actually heart broken to see it’s your least favorite!

I’m not a car guy. Is there a car that looks a lot like this car but is actually a good car? I’ve always been super into this aesthetic and while most people dream of driving that luxury car every day, I’ve always wanted to have something like the Yugo as my every day car.

This is not good.  

I beat GTA5 in around 30 hours on my first play through. So 30 sessions and you’re good!  

Richard Jefferson is about to be the only normal person in this entire affair. There’s no way you can look at the offended outrage and say that’s normal behavior. There’s no way this amount of timid pussification of the world can be normal behavior. People need to harden up their wet tissue skin.  

I think the only thing that makes MK not fun is the blue shell bullshit.