To play League of Legends? That’s oddly specific. How much did Riot pay you?  

To play League of Legends? That’s oddly specific. How much did Riot pay you?  

Oh god... why would anyone want to sound like this, even as a joke? Cringe.  

I love seeing people get mad that I didn’t vote. Not sure why, it just gives me that warm toasty feeling.  

I actually couldn’t watch this show because of the musical score. There was never a scene that didn’t have music. It was so distracting. Staring thoughtfully into the distance? Oh there’s a background track for that. Taking a poop? Please play takingapoop.mp3 during this scene.

Glad to see the music gave me early…

Just once in my life. I want to witness an article being written that COULD have used puns, but chose not to. It would be like the reverse troll, where you’re reading the article, searching for that pun, but it never comes.

Hahaha yessssss. The tears were a nice added touch.

They’ll shoot themselves in the foot if they take the “no PVP” route again.

Diablo 3 was fun for me, I enjoyed seasons, but I found myself not playing 2 weeks after season launch because I don’t find joy is running rifts on repeat 1000 times a day.

Anyone notice the Felhunter enemy?  

I will whip out my tablet, remote into my lab at home, cast my screen to the TV’s above the bar, and prove you wrong in front of the entire fucking bar.

I don’t see the salt in their tweet. What am I missing?  

Same with those two games, but also a little game called ATV Offroad Fury 2

Not sure why those songs hit me so hard, even though they were fairly common songs.  

I Would Stop the World by Charles and Eddie

Anyone got sauce on that vid? Looked like a good one.  

I can’t imagine the outfit the cop is going to wear when he’s assigned to patrol this area.

Just the belt and boots?  

If these judges were to be raped, could we then ask them why they can’t keep their ass cheeks closed?

To be fair, isn’t James Bond just the same song and dance? I don’t think you can really spoil a James Bond movie. It’s like a McDonald’s fry. No matter what happens, it just stays the same.  

They want to see what happens so they can decide whether or not to walk this back. It’s just market research really.  

No, they’re not trying. They’re white. They don’t have to try at being white, it just comes natural.  

Whew. That’s a biter.  

There’s few things in the world I really flip shit about. Eating in bed is one of those things.