Ah yeah man. We have a Wichita style pizza here in Kansas as well. Basically you buy a Jack’s frozen pizza from the change you managed to have thrown at you down the street at QuikTrip, then walk down the street to the Lost Sock Laundromat. Find the exhaust vents in back and hold the pizza under it, making sure to…

Spreading your cheeks on the toilet. Beware... you can literally rip the skin around your butthole doing this. Either in the gooch area or lower-back-crack.

Basically you spread the cheeks to start, then you sit on the toilet and they spread juuuust a little further under your weight. Repeat this enough and it will…

Beating this mission was a great day for me. I was too stupid and too fanatical to even formulate the thought that Rockstar had made a screwed up mission. Instead I entirely put the blame on myself for not being able to do it easily.  

They don’t look that small tbh.  

They don’t look that small tbh.  

So uh, what was the score? 

I wish I could meet each of these types of sexist/threatening people in person. Just have a chat. See what they’re like.

Anyone make a controller yet that can connect to PC, Xbox, PS4 and Switch? I want one controller to rule them all.  

Anyone make a controller yet that can connect to PC, Xbox, PS4 and Switch? I want one controller to rule them all.  

Found one.

Maybe they’re paying black people tri-weekly to throw them off in case they get funny ideas like “I’ma make a budget!”

Raisin bread. There will be no arguments about this.  

Erased = clickbait. Paid = not clickbait.

Half Life 3 confirmed.

Okay okay so there’s not an age limit, they lied. THEY LIED OKAY. They just wanted people to sign the damn paper and agree to not let the little fuckers go off and be invasive.  

I feel like finding plagiarized work is something AI would be good at. Scraping the internet and trying to compare works for similarities when words are changed slightly. I bet AI would kick ass at this.

I honestly can’t stand these anymore. It’s 85% Glitch reel. I wish they came out monthly instead of twice weekly and had more actual highlights with far less glitch reel.

Oh good. I hope we get more of these stories. They make me happy.

I think we need a new charge: “Not worth it”, as in having this person on Earth is no longer worth it. Dispose of them.  

People fail to understand this concept. We’ve always been fuckheads, and now we have the internet to tell everyone about it.

Hello! Friendly 3 year reminder here. You on the Metric system yet?  

This just in: Businesses try to make money.