In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

Zack deleted this one but my god

Like hating gays before you kid becomes one.

In an America where it feels like every day brings a fresh new hell, to see this kind of innocence and gratitude from a kid is fucking adorable.

The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

How would abolishing the salary cap prevent unbeatable super teams? What are the Warriors doing so differently that they can have a stacked team and be able to add Durant that other teams can’t do?

Good for him. I wish him well. Might sound crazy but this ordeal might actually help him on the mound. I don’t know, but I just think he’s better equipped not to fall behind in the count than he did before.

Same reason I wear my Mike Vick jersey when I take my terrier to the dog park.

“You’re telling me!”

Bill O’Rielly [sic] did interview Barack Obama.

It must have; it can’t even spell “O’Reilly”.

Dad? How’d you find this site?

Nice to see Bieber will also throw on a hairstyle from team Korn.

He...has a website...where people write about sports...and he’s a digital innovator...and tech guru?...

I mean, it’s all stupid “invest in plastic” bullshit but this:

Bruh, Twitter isn’t winning shit except a popularity contest with a grand prize of zero profit.

Old timer opinion:
Barstool Sports was actually okay when it was a free sheet that you could read at a bar and it gave betting tips and that sort of thing.
Then one day they put tits on the front page and it really hasn’t been worth anyone’s time.

ETA
Can we leave Boston out of shitfuckery just one GD time???

(PFT Commenter excluded)