Pretty convenient to leave out the whole “he takes gazillions of sacks because he hangs on to the ball forever” element.

The phrase is “by accident,” not “on accident.”

did John Oliver write this comment?

The dossier contains allegations made by authorities, which news outlets report on without independent verification all the time. “Police say the suspect robbed a liquor store,” “According to police, the football player beat up his girlfriend” - that sort of thing. News media report on those allegations, attributing…

Counterpoint: Dennis & Callahan.

your vines haven’t been working

So Drunkspin is back? What happened?

Fuck you

Actually, Brady stands to lose the 2-3 games that the NFL was reportedly willing to knock off of his suspension, had he taken a deal rather than go to court.

When did soccer ever go away?

Actually totally fine with that — he already had it and she was trying to grab it away from him, so he shooed her arm away.

pretty sure he refers to himself as a fiscal conservative and a social liberal.

What about the previous possession — when Grayson Allen basically dribbled the ball straight out of bounds and the ball stayed with Duke anyway? It may have been too early for an official review but the broadcast went to commercial and made no mention of it. Duke converted that call into three points as well.

how is this funny?

Then why wouldn't you give it to Justin Houston?

Justin Houston

Because the only thing cooler than faking an injury is treating actual injuries in football as an opportunity to promote your sport.

Imagine if actual journalism got this kind of attention.

Great read — have to note that Brad Smith did not start any games for the Bills in 2011, or ever.