Don’t worry, you won’t get them. I have it on good authority that America doesn’t win anymore.

With all its success, Simmons just should name his new site Can’t Land.

Fuck Pittsburgh

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

Based 100% on seeing their faces in motion on the TV at the gym with no sound, plus one of their subway ads, I feel like I’d like Golic better.

But just taking him at his word means there are a bunch of white cowards and racists living here, because no one stood up to the guy.

He’s never been IN the black either.

You should be offended. You voted for a stupid asshole. That’s dumb.

Take your “offense” and shove it up your dickhole.

“more than half of us”

“Anyone who felt” immediately means “not an apology.”

How long before the statue of the child rape enabler is back up. I encourage everyone to tweet Jay and get blocked.

The sins of the father are not the sins of the son. We should shower him. With praise.

This may be insensitive, but Savage Garden?

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

What was its name before it “mysteriously” lost its eye? I mean, presumably Eyepatch, but who knows.

Everybody is starving and hungry to sit in front of a camera and talk

Possibly. But from a simple joke structure standpoint, I don’t see that joke as homophobic, simply because the punch isn’t “hehe, he’s totes gay.” It’s “he’s a shameless asshole who will do anything somebody commands.”

No, it means he’s calling him a whore. I don’t know Stephen Colbert on a personal level, but I am 100% sure he’s not homophobic. Cool attempt to gin up controversy though.

BAH BAH, JEEM