If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

I tried these like 2 weeks ago cause the store had a buy one get one free.

This is all you need to know about Paul Ryan: He’s a heartless fucking idiot.

“Oh no. We’ll lose all those Raider fans,” said city officials, while unsuccessfully trying to keep from laughing.

Don’t worry. The day a woman joins the NHL, Crosby will hit her in the tits and cunt.

Did anybody catch Sidney Crosby dying at the end of the game after scoring an empty net goal?

That does taint the goal somewhat.

I really appreciate when he does shit like this so I don’t have to feel so dumb for hating him.

All of this allegedly puts a former Mexican tabloid executive in the locker rooms of the last three Super Bowls, surreptitiously nabbing incredibly valuable sports memorabilia right from under the noses of at least dozens of people, only to get caught a couple years later. This is the greatest story.

A frozen afterthought that was in the final 4 last year?

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

...pointing out why somebody is bad versus giving them enough rope to hang themselves...

Stop trying to trick me into reading profiles of Jim Nantz, I’m not falling for that for the 48th time.

Just to clarify, Lovie Smith came in Day 1 in 2014, signed McCown while Glennon was still on the roster, and declared McCown the starter without ever having seen them practice.

it seems like it offers the things I like most about live baseball: Sitting outside in nice weather, eating and drinking, and just absorbing the entire sensory experience—the smells, the sounds—without necessarily caring that much about who wins or loses, or even who plays.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

all in the name of some buzzwords like ‘diversity’.

God, you are such a pussy. Ive lived here for five decades and I never pissed my pants once over immigrants, legal or not. Your ilk does it daily.

Please, let's not call this "rape." I'm sure that birth can sometimes be traumatic, but calling it "rape" does a real disservice to survivors.

I would be interested to know the origin of this term. Above, it says that it's been floating about the mid-wife blog circuit. And that makes the cynic in me perk up her evil little pointed ears.