Been awake 8 hours and haven’t had a drink.....ok I guess. Kinda bummed....

You have just saved Xmas for me. Frozen Mango (I thought it was cantaloupe, I remembered wrong) + papaya + pineapple + one can green tea in food processor. This is going to be my new fruit-delivery system.

Ooooh...I think sorbet has nailed it. Thanks! My mind was going weird places and this is so simple.

I am thinking....the green tea thing, with frozen cantaloupe? I wish I had some mint around here....

I could make carrot juice...but then i’d have to clean the juicer....and i am done for the day. i’m even too lazy to capitalize my sentences at this point. :(

I finally ran out of alcohol and I’m going to try to quit drinking, again. Of course the only way to get rid of the booze yesterday was to drink all of it so I’ve been sitting on the couch hungover pretty much all day, smoking pot, buying silly crap on the internet, and eating weird things out of the fridge.

Do you think I could make a smoothie with nothing but Arizona Green Tea and frozen fruit? I also have chia seeds and....an apple somewhere. And jelly. I already took my pants off for the night and I ain’t puttin’ ‘em back on. But I’m really thirsty....

COLORED SUGAR?!?!? Don’t get it.
THESE SOCKS. They are thick for lady’s socks. They are comfy. They are cheap (right now). They come in fun colors. It’s almost winter. I never understood high heels. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00…

....WHO HAS TIME FOR THIS.
*Squeezes last dregs of box wine bag into mouth*

Sad there was no picture readily available though. Is there a picture? Is/was he cute? This may trump the last name.

NICE. Had to google it. Sounds like....a fun guy? I dunno, it’s 1 am. Maybe he was an assHole.

I think I can top that...Dick Manly.

I know nothing of his political stance because I was wasted when I watched the debate, but every MO’M article I’ve seen on Jez just ups his bang factor. This is just cute. 10/10.

I think she’s really pullin’ that off. No idea what she looked like pre-mullet though.

This was the first thing I thought while drunkenly perusing the debate last night. I gave him an 8/10 would bang. After the shirtless photo and the rock band thing though, he has been bumped up to a 10/10 would totally bang.

OMG the fish one!!!!

I’m probably about to reveal way too much here, and not even sure if this is the appropriate thread to comment in:

But also don’t buy the damn costume cuz you could get this at Goodwill. I’m going to be sexy zombie trump for halloween now (partially recycling last year’s zombie costume)

....I....I actually....I love this

My mom does that too! I used to cringe but I find it so charming now....she always sends my dog presents, too.