A priest, a rabbi, and a weight lifter walk into a bar. The weight lifter —

fuck you and your lame joke, and lack of knowledge about weightlighting

Yeah I’m going to guess you don’t know anything about competitive weight lifting, and have no idea that he’s wearing shoes specifically f0r lifting weights.

It’s a real shame they decided to air taped delayed synchronized diving instead of this event on NBC.

That’s a strong, strong take, my friend. Strong.

Uh, I know everyone is ragging on them for putting the Huskies in Oregon, but it’s not like they’ve got a firm grasp on Texas either. Both Waco (Baylor) and Ft. Worth (TCU) are north of Austin (not south or west respectively by the graphic).

I fucking hate Steph Curry. Seeing him foul out and have that meltdown brought tears to my eyes. I really like pointing and laughing at Cleveland for no titles and very little hope, but seeing Draymond and Curry happy sounds worse to me than fucking a porcupine. Let’s go LeBron finish this bitch.

re: stability

I’m gonna miss these fools

Not all trainers are created equal.

That’s the most important thing to know. And find out WHAT certifications they have as well as through whom. Anyone can get a CPT cert online, but ACE, NASM, etc. are ones to look for (though it’s been years since I’ve looked at this, so things may have changed in terms of which are…

All of this is really interesting, but:

Same, buzzed every 2 weeks*

Same here. No guard, complete buzz. Every 2-3 weeks.

Once a month with a pair of clippers for the past 12 years. Probably saved about $3,000 lifetime. Of course, I’ve wasted 10x as much on other shit.

I guess you don't know that he originally wrote the song as satire.

Ha, riiiiight. I’m gonna go ahead and say you just aren’t as good at laundry as you wish you were.

This, um...this doesn’t really happen, dude. What washing machine did you buy? My smart washing machine (it’s an LG) tells me how long it’ll take and then takes that long.

And still have four more titles over the last sixteen seasons. Respect the basketball Elder Gods!

“We are light years ahead of our closest competition.” The San Antonio Spurs, who have done this for over a decade and are four games back.

Lawyers were quite saucy back then, witness this missive from the folks at Ford Motor Corp.-