It’s not surgery. It’s very carefully and expensively crafted makeup to look like Kelly. That’s not how her face actually looks IRL. It's prosthetics and brilliant contour.

I’m surprised this article didn’t make the connection with counterfeit make up - how do you know what you’re buying secondhand is actually a legitimate product?

Obviously in the song, Taylor is rejoicing in escaping the tyranny of HOAs. 

This is literally The Handmaid’s Tale

His teeth don’t look different, it’s the rest of his face. Between fillers and Botox, he looks like he had a stroke. News items call it weight loss, but weight loss doesn’t make your eyes and cheeks do whatever his are doing:

Could also be that male and female faces need different procedures, and surgeons are more used to women. Surgeons who work with trans people for instance use filler etc. to make faces look more feminine or masculine and it doesn’t take much. Half a millimetre here or there can make a huge difference. I would guess…

Last Christmas, I burned down Kings landing.

Dude! Spoilers! 

Well hell, I didn’t even make it through the trailer without crying. Pretty sure when Beth dies I’m going to need a towel. 

Sounds like he had more faith in the justice system than I do.

I watched this series. Their illnesses weren’t portrayed as “fake” so much as they actually consulted medical professionals on both sides of the equation and the average viewer would generally understand that this ailments are likely not as physical as they are mental. There is every indication that mental illness can…

This one’s too easy: Kevin is brown and his parents are detained for several days by immigration while trying to get back into the USA after they realize they’ve left him behind. Kevin’s afraid to go to the local authorities because duh, he’s a brown preteen. 

This reminds me of a relatively recent Reddit post. A woman’s boyfriend had just gotten a memorial tattoo. It was originally intended to be small, maybe dates or a symbolic object.

A whole floor to ceiling WALL of terrariums in his living room with various extremely large snakes and spiders in each, and his guest room was loaded up with MORE terrarium walls with huge spiders and snakes (I refused to go in there after the initial tour). He had SIX tarantulas! I am a literal arachnophobe and also v…

I was at my FB’s house one random Sunday afternoon and he was gathering all his laundry to drop off at the laundromat and I helped him take off his fitted sheet. I remember taking off one corner to reveal that his mattress had a giant blood stain on it. But the stain seemed SUPER old, and the rest of the mattress…

Mine was a dude who was in his late thirties (I was barely 21) and had both an air mattress and an identical twin brother in their shared apartment. They would do like full on comedy bits together, like from vaudeville, but it’d be about how they went to some gas station and then fought over a cardboard display thing…

Many years ago, when I was but a young idiot in Gap wide-leg trousers and Steve Madden pointy-toe flats, I hooked up several times with a guy who my college friends referred to as Sketchy Dave. This was an accurate and not fondly bestowed nickname. The first time I went to his apartment, he insisted that we watch Blue…

There was more to it I didn’t include in order for the comment to not be a wall of text.

Fuck buddy makes this awfully specific so I don’t think I have a great one, but: