Science be damned, my skin is glowing thanks to vitamin c. And good genetics. And probably all the cannibalism.

Yyyeah, this is why we ended up picking a big-name childcare/preschool center even though it’s going to cost an arm and a leg. I just didn’t have the mental/emotional wavelength to vet at-home childcare providers and to form the necessary relationships. I realize I am extremely privileged to both have access to this…

It’s as bad in eldercare - in the thirteen years it took my poor father to die, we spent thousands in fees to hire fully vetted, “guaranteed” medication thieves and worse. I eventually developed a freelance career so I could drop in once or twice a week unexpectedly from a few hours away, to check on the people that I…

In all honesty, all I know of Care.com I know from YouTube videos where babysitters have had awful experiences with scammers who have hired them. It really does sound like a glorified craigslist/gumtree, which, fine but why are care.com pretending it’s anything but?

Any Mitchell & Webb reference earns a star from me.

It takes a lot of nerve to be a dictator’s granddaughter, and have a public social media account that shows you doing anything other than community service, charity work, and shutting the fuck up.

That Jim Carrey, a Canadian, is responsible for all the bad thing the United States has done. Not just any whataboutism, but she can’t even get it right.

Meh, what’s in a name? A turd by any other name is still shitty.

Okay, but imagine being a descendant of Mussolini in the 21st century and never having an “are we the baddies” moment

I hope her former boss/co-star sees it, since he’s one of the biggest whiners out there.

If you’re trying to escape scandals involving children, women or animals, I do NOT recommend high-tailing it for Amish country.

I’m guessing Singer and a few of the people at the colleges he paid bribes to will go to jail. I’m guessing none of the rich parents will go to jail, not even the ones who also committed tax fraud with their fake charities/donations while a part of this. They’ll pay fines which will seem like a lot to us, but not…

Counterpoint: I’ve read the entirety of the 203 page court filing (I love legal proceedings) and there are numerous parents that paid to get their very underachieving and idiotic children that would never have qualified for community college into these schools.

I always thought a woman's mid-life crisis was when a woman realizes she does 90% of the housework and childcare and divorces her husband's who "never saw that coming." 

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

Another key difference is that the New Zealand gun lobby has also come out in favour of banning them, openly stating that there’s no need for assault weapons to be legal while other rifles still regulated will be adequate for hunting needs.

You really should add gifs when you post something like that.

All I have to say to this Olivia Jade girl is “Ya basic”! I don’t even really know what that means, but it cracks me up every time I hear it on The Good Place.