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That’s a rough one. Catholics hate to see a young man go down untouched.

I feel comfortable saying this as a black man from Arkansas. This was meant to be funny and it really is. Racial jokes can be funny without being offensive and this toes that line perfectly. I lol'd like 5 times. You really do have thin skin

Another close shave for those cheating bastards at Gillette. Eventually they’re going to be held accountable for their actions.

I’m a KC fan but I think NE is brilliantly shady as fuck. They’ve cheated for so long without the NFL doing much about it that when shit gets iffy they are in the other teams head for sure. Even when it’s a true accident, the other team is thinking ‘gawd damn Belichick’

So I guess maybe if the headsets weren’t working they couldn’t correctly signal to the defense to adjust coverages. Again I’m not as intelligent as all the Pats fans, loyal and football savvy since 2001, but maybe that might have had some effect. But hey welcome to Deadspin Bill Simmons

“But everyone does this!” excuse

I particularly like the “But everyone does this!” excuse for the myriad of accusations.

Before any Patriots fans comment:

Oh, and the West Indian Parade is not “a largely African American event.” It is a largely West Indian event. It’s interesting how you make such a presumption...

Goodell looks even worse than he did before, and I’m wondering if Arthur Blank’s comments last week were just the beginning.

It was not legal,

The bombshell doesn’t exactly make Goodell look good here.

So the league gets stomped in court, then all of a sudden a “bombshell” report from the same media outlet that leaked completely fabricated information shows up 5 days later? Seems like pretty good timing.

I’m guessing Natalie Dormer

Let’s fry this bitch. And serve her with some scrambled eggs and hash browns.

Is it just me or does Denise look an awwwwwful lot like Natalie Dormer as a muppet pig?

Kermit doesn’t have a penis. I guess it’s the thought that counts though?

Well...Kermit certainly has a type, doesn’t he?