statement makes no sense.

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• “A Denver omelette, also known as a Southwest omelette or Western omelette, is an omelette filled with diced ham, onions, and green bell peppers, though there are many variations on fillings. Often served in the Southwestern United States, this omelette sometimes has a topping of cheese and a side dish of hash browns…

no

Nope, the word you are looking for is “boat”, not “beach”

Some of us live on summer resort islands. Year fucking round. Fuck summer. We like clouds that look like tourists leaving in a hurry. We like to go fishing without a million googans in our way. We like to get a simple cup of morning coffee without having to stab a summer dink who doesn’t know how lines work,…