@Weed Against Speed: Sorry, I only donate to TBD.

@Weed Against Speed:No see, that's the thing. I don't think I slept with her. Because if I can't remember it...how'd I get it up?

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: and Lil' Bow Wow is better than I would have expected.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows a guy who didn't play by the unspoken rule which limited the number of breaking balls in the dirt pitched per game of Ken Griffey Baseball. That was no illusion.

@Weed Against Speed: I thought we were done with Brady Quinn jokes.

@Athens_Grease: This semen came from a woman, right?

@Hatey McLife: My god! Look at those legs!

@savedbypurplejesus: Damn it. EXPAND.

Who tricked the pope into wearing that hat?

Wait...so you sleep in the toilet? And then you win a track and field event afterwards? Fuck...I had it all wrong.

Port-a-johns are fairly good metric for life. If you've willingly spent a night in one and describe it as "a good night's sleep"...you've failed.

@ScientificMapp: That's actually a Floyd Landis bracelet. It was a gift from Marmol.

@Afino: +1 apology for the inconvenience

This sucks, I hate Margaret Cho.

@Weed Against Speed: Is Glen Sonmor still alive?

@The_RZA: missed this before I posted, well done.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: /top left

Jack McCoy approves of the Blackhawks purchase of the new line of Old Glory Insurance Robots.

fresh off a hotel-smashing, taser-shooting, suicide scare-was arrested last night after a bar fight in Raleigh, North Carolina, but I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one...a famous athlete known for killing a dude

Conseco's post-fight news conference consisted of him angrily asking for his check and then mumbling something about Joe Mauer juicing.