@Mr. Praline: +1 lesson

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Wow. Great correction.

@wonderlic—-myballs: No they didn't.

@savedbypurplejesus: were you looking...

@Fatty_B: I'm confused...where you looking for palindrome? Or did I completely miss a reference here?

This crash allowed the surprise entry from Bluffton University to steal the win.

@savedbypurplejesus: FAIL.

@Gourmet Spud: Holy shit, it exists.

@White Speed Receiver: No one gets fired from the 600 First Avenue Country Club

@White Speed Receiver: Timber-wolves?

ex-Pacers GM David Kahn was the only realistic candidate approached who didn't turn down the job

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: No more rhyming now, I mean it.

See Julie? That's matrimonial commitment. God you're a cunt.

We just implemented this at the Metrodome. You have to pay for the first 7 innings...but as soon as the Twins' bullpen enters the game an usher walks up and kicks you in the nuts.

Hey guys, what's going on?

And I'm off work. Have a good evening folks.

@Kick His Ass Seabass: I had to work today but can't wait to see the fucking highlights. God I want him to get another major as soon as possible.

@FirstDerivative: Funny, that's how I celebrated turning 26. Shots with your 20 year old sister and her friends.

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Wow. I just saw this. That's both impressive and troubling.

@Owen's Hard Greaves: As a Minnesotan...all I ask is mercy when the time comes. We're kind of like cousins.