Deadspin's Biggest Misses

But for every gem this place copies from less-famous sports blogs, there are dozens more its editors are too lazy to steal

@Quake 'n' Shake: strictly a douchebag thing

@savedbypurplejesus: Who taught you grammar?

The One Where Bill Self Accurately Identies a Asshole

David Carradine:Is this belt too tight?

@Barry Lutz: /We are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: If it will help, I'll bang your mom.

@CanHeHackett: This just made FAILBOT's computerhead explode.

Needs more Thomson and Searle

@Stev D: i

May 29- Theesh guys are dushbags. I only had a couple-a...a couple-a beersh...and they got mad at me for driving the humvee. It's a...it's a desert..it's not like I'm gonna hit anybo...thing...anything.

Step 2: all tax rebates to be distributed by Vince Young making it rain.

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: +1

There have been some situations that something has happened to my eyes

Troy Williamson suggests a Nike eye specialist

This serves to bolster my dream of one days seeing Isiah Thomas, Matt Millen, Jim Bowden, and Gary Bettman on Around the Horn.

I don't understand him so I told him to shove it. And FAILBOT never actually said I wasn't funny. He just said "ERROR!FAIL!". He never actually said "You're not funny."

@HalleBerryBerryGood2Me: But he's not alone.

@SelfWrighteousMetsFan: "Grape Drink" or "Purple Stuff".