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savedbypurplejesus-old

I have better things to do with my time than talk about cheesedoodles

Awesome. Check Make a black friend off the bucket list.

@Andy Hutchins: The picture of the guy with the plunger stuck to his face right above the phrase "relieve pressure on his brain" could have been handled better.

do the nasty thing

Charles continued: Swear to god, just relax your eyes and look past the shirt.

And for the last stop on our Golden State Warriors historical tour...right over there is where Monte Ellis injured his ankle "playing pick up ball".

It was a great thing (to get caught) because. I've been in the NBA since 1984. So let's just say (you're) going out to dinner or going out with your friends probably 100 times, 200 times a year; I've had something to drink and driven

Charles Barkley, who's promoting the American Century Championship golf tournament he headlines ever year

/tj

No mention of Monfils-Federer?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: MN feels your pain. This is the ONLY T.Jackson Fathead they offer:

Picture taken just seconds before the most satisfying rear end collision of all time.

Every time I've faced him since there seems to be balls near my head

Translation: "She's a babe

Holy hell I'm going to bury a lot of time into this site.