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@RonArtestTableLeg: I've watched a friend boot hard enough to burst blood vessels in his eye and forehead. Fucking great when that happens to someone else.

@UkraineNotWeak: Simmons had to bring in Malcolm Gladwell for this one.

@NotACrook: KissingDeadJoeMorganDon'tLie?

@The Boy Wonder: Now I understand where you were coming from a bit more. Steph feels like more of a competent placeholder than "igniter" at this point in his career.

@The Boy Wonder: I'm at work and haven't been able to watch the game. But this comment terrifies me.

@NotACrook: OKC...the sooner that team succeeds as a business and begins winning games the sooner the public will forget he raped Seattle.

@White Speed Receiver: Should I have rammed his car and tried taking him out just for the sake of humanity?

@Pete Gaines: You know what these comments need? More appearances from Techno Viking.