It's not polo? Why is that horse wearing sunglasses?

@Weed Against Speed: and that thought...goes in your ear

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: I'll pass the word along.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: I'm excited. Today will be fun.

Posts pre-noon:

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Mark-

Last time I was specifically told I was not allowed to send pictures of my genitalia to Moe...

@BigTenObsession:

@Fogg: I thought that bruise was gone. I was perfectly happy never seeing that again.

human chorionic gonadotropin

I thought the Orioles fired her.

@BigRicks: Hey Simmons...is this Boras' fault too?

@BruschisBrewsky: Tell Yao Ming, 'ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.'

Looks like Candace Parker has been partying with Moe.

@DM: Guido, Apu, Apu, Apu?

@CoolHwhip: Irish or Australian. I'm pretty sure I could boost my average up at least 1.5 with one of those two.

@Karlifornia: My alltime favorite

@Dr Steve Brule: Hopslam and Old Rasputin tonight. The beer talk last night made me thirsty.

@HockeyMountain: and there you go.

So I don't hate on hockey...just don't follow it regularly. This is reminding me why I need to watch more.