@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: To your credit...you spelled his last name correctly.
injured in a car accident in Jamaica yesterday-just minor injuries to the balls of his feet
@UkraineNotWeak: jesus
@Pete Gaines: I'm out folks. Have a good one and I'll see you all tomorrow.
@Business_Socks: Wow...just...wow.
Alcohol, marijuana, video games, procrastination, prone to peer pressure, selfish, will embarrass others for a laugh, cocky.
@Becky_MI: So my mom recently got on facebook. I told her right away I wouldn't be adding her as a friend. She told me she understood...and then proceeded to refuse my sister's friend request saying "I know you're just doing that because you think you need to".
So speaking of learning/teaching mnemonics (that great classics one from a page or so ago):
@MarissaExplainsItAll: Weed doesn't hurt anyone
@Rock You Like An Iracane: Didn't really touch on it. Spent more time on weed jokes/randy moss comparisons/you're wasting the best years of AP's career. Not really much personal information. Aside from
@Summerbabe: confirmed kills?
@afiunderground: First off. It's my understanding these bastards invented playing dead. That smack with the lid probably didn't do the trick.
@TheOnlyNetsFan: Typically...the fastest way to a bartending gig is serving with the implicit understanding on your way you're trying to bartend. Every restaurant I've ever worked at (3 different, 4 years ago) all hired in and really didn't care for bartending school.
Daniel Tosh Update:
@Candace Parker C Cups: ALL I ASK IS THREE LETTERS GOOGLE
@Rock You Like An Iracane: It's all good and I just got here. If it continued all DUAN, I didn't mean to pile on.
@PrettyPrettyPrincess: It's even more fun slightly off balance with a dull roar in your ears.
@UkraineNotWeak: I laser. It's like a turtle shell down there.
So I just recently got a whippet and I strongly suggest it to all of you. There's nothing quite as fun as spontaneously breaking into a sprint through your house and hearing the little bastard chase you with no idea when he'll leave the ground and land on your back.