@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: We all miss your right hand. But the diagram pretty clearly conveyed "don't put your fucking hand in here" at a fourth grade level.

@savedbypurplejesus: *needed to add /tosh'd

Maybe he'll get sponsored by V8

SCHUSTERFACE!

@ClintonPortishead: Stereotypes are a real time saver.

@The Succop Film Scrounger Intern: Simple diagrams would probably be best.

How did he get his arm to bend like that?

@ringitupwiththedongtea: I didn't fuck him! Just came on his leg.

Memo To TV Reporters From The Netherlands: Why the hell would you risk life and limb to speak to Bob Knight? Fuck chair questions...you should be asking him zero questions. DON'T WAKE THE BEAR.

Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my swagger, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran, champion. Hate with all your heart, and hate that I'm loved for the exact same reasons

@BruschisBrewsky: It took me three goddamn hours to figure out if I held down while pushing A he'd bounce on his cane. And I'll never forgive him.

This is as sad as CPSL leaving.

@ratedargh: You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to do.

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

@Karlifornia: And Heidi Klum chooses Seal

Well Jackass. I'm fucking exhausted and trying to stop crying tears of joy because I don't have to run anymore...but despite my years of training and stranglehold on the top of american long distance running...I apparently can't make the jump.

She's 17, So under arrest, Be nicer to this girl than the Little Leaguer, Castration, Nsfw

@Pantsless Hanggliding: Wait...so I'm still alive, right? I had "masturbating with own tears".

So....I'll try and word this carefully.

Parents of slain children held a rally in the neighborhood. Vidal told the crowd to step up, to come forward