His fingers are now the perfect alignment to create the loudest possible fanny coughs.

@That_whole_Yale_thing: *Loss of memory is a side effect

Red Bull...It'll either give you wings or the ability to legally keep drinking well beyond what's physically safe while you mix depressants and stimulants praying your drunk ass notices those first twinges of the impending heart attack.

@David Hume: This sounds suspiciously like a game Woody Paigewould invent to justify grabbing titty.

@Her?: My work blocks Jezebel but not Deadspin (I know...right?). What did CPH start this time?

@Hatey McLife: So...do you usually put both hands on your patients' shoulders during prostate checks?

@Paul Pierced Luol's Deng: Not Pictured: Gold thong and genital-searing cream.

@UkraineNotWeak: Hope you enjoy charity-banging that geriatric. I'm going to settle down with a forty-year-old with two kids...that'll really throw them off the gay trail

@SuperMike: Should have been here on Saturday. The rest of us are just happy the sentences are ending at a reasonable length.

Chris Brown completely fucked this up. You have to use limited force when slapping a woman...and only if it's required to calm her down or if she provokes you.

So there are few owners I enjoy seeing fail quite like Mark Cuban...he's the sole reason I root against the Mavs. I even think he's a pretty bright guy (although not as smart as he thinks) and enjoy hearing what he has to say from time to time. But goddamn it's fun to see his teams lose.

@Her?: Evening. And on a final note. Final Fantasy Tactics. That is all.

Portal. Best 3 hours in gaming in the last _ years.

*over

@DAGOTRON: A few who are adding things to conversations and being entertaining. And then one fucking disaster vomiting all of her keyboard.

@Her?: That was X. "Blitzball" I think...it was almost as addicting as the card game in 8.

@TheOnlyNetsFan: No DUAN. It might suck now...but it's way better than realizing at 2 am you need to turn it off and working through that panicked feeling of "holy shit i might have pushed this one a little too close".

@Her?: Loved it. That game got tough to find but I stumbled on it early and didn't realize what i had right away.

So I figure I'll toss this out one more time.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Let's not jump to conclusions...that might be how she talks.