That should be a universally applied rule to everything ever til the end of time.

Worth noting that her guardian and great-uncle was Lord Mansfield. Famous for his ruling in Somersett's Case that established that there was legally no such thing as a slave within England and Wales.

That just looks really painful. Gurl, get yo'self some Clarks!

Ghost meter says YES

I would say ESPECIALLY the hot Viking. Especially.

Oh Ke$ha, aren't everyone's vaginas haunted in some way by the ghosts of dicks past?

Apparently Coco Rocha's honor was at stake. She must walk the ridgepole or perish! (And Josie Pye can go stick it)

I think we can also blame the town here.

Daisy and her family have used their full names and allowed photos to be published of them in multiple interviews and articles. Note how the other young woman in the case was not named because she's decided not to do the same.

I think that this is actually a hall of fame apology. They clearly say that the behavior is totally and shockingly out of line, that the employer was going rouge, they were wrong in giving Ofek a platform, and that they valued her patronage.

Y'know what? I'll take the tone. They actually acted. That's what matters, IMO. A really well-written and contrite apology ain't shit if the offender stays employed or unpunished.

Is Ofek a last name, first name, online handle, or the sound they made when they found out they were fired?

The bravest question a guy ever asked me was if I derived any sexual pleasure from applying a tampon. My response was to ask if he enjoyed getting his prostate examined. His answer was "Yeah... kind of." Touché.

"Tragedy in Broland" needs to be made. Right now. Satirical comedy. Who's starting the project?

And what kind of an idiot doesn't know that people have a less even skin tone, smaller eyes, and paler lips without make-up because that is the point of make-up??? To me, this is like being shocked that people are flesh-colored under their clothes.

"...and you better believe that shaving my legs is not done because I just Loooove running my hands up and down my own legs!"

Perhaps she's one of the people blessed (cursed?) with Bitchy Resting Face. To me, she just looks bored or tired.

Dear Reddit dudes, I got my make up professionally done recently and even I was all, "Who is this Access Hollywood star looking at me?!?!?"

Sign me up! I'd love to be transformed into someone other than I am right now. It would be like Halloween, secret agent type thrilling!

You hook them up with impoverished aristocrats! That's the way it's always been done.