OMG THAT MEANS THERE IS NEW HOPE FOR '50 SHADES OF BURT AND DOLLY'!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!! The universe is speaking to you, Hollywood film producers!! Listen and make art happen now!

"Boy is my face red" -Rick Reilly

Thanksgiving at the Reilly house is going to be awkward on so many levels this year

YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!

Special Us Weekly report...Elephants Are Just Like Us! Their teenage sons embarrass them every time they try to take a nice family picture.

Was it a hissy fit? ;)

She is amazing, but I am somewhat uncomfortable with the public idolization of her and what that might do to her. She is so young. I'm hoping it spurs her further as a advocate for women's rights, for education, and as a representative abroad for Muslims, and that in, taking on this heavy mantle, she'll continue feel…

Agreed. I just want her to live a long and good life. I hope she gets to.

Yesterday, we laughed at the Talibans for fearing a 16 year old girl.

She's so wonderful. I think my favourite part of the conversation was when she slipped a quick little 'like' in there. I forget what the context was, but it was something along the lines of

She blows my mind. She is going to change the world. So eloquent and wise. I watched this in bed this morning, and I just started crying. We need more Malala's in this world.

Personally, my aim is to get thighs the size of barrows and then crabwalk everywhere out of necessity.

Also, the hole that eventually forms in EVERY SINGLE PAIR OF JEANS I'VE EVER OWNED from my thighs rubbing together. I have so many pairs of "painting pants" now...

I have to admit that I love how much more comfortable I am in my 30s than I was when I was younger. I'm still admittedly obsessed with skin care and sun protection, but aside from that I've learned to be way more comfortable with my body. I just had to go to a destination wedding, and had a moment while swimming…

Colm Wilkinson AND Philip Quast!? Oh Laura, with this video (and the other one too) you're really spoiling us!!

Ah, well. They tried.

But I don't suddenly have the urge to fuck Brendon Urie. Am I doing this wrong?

Wait. Panic at the Disco? What year have I time traveled back to?