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I smell bleach

‘American Pie' is even worse at karaoke. People forget it's 7-8 minutes. Place loses energy.

Considering how many times I have mangled this song [Bohemian Rhapsody] at karaoke.

Yeah, I loved their portrayal of the goths/satanists. They’re just having this huge 24/7 rave, and everyone in town seems to know about it, but nobody does anything. Also, they seem to be pretty decent people once one pushes past the satan-loving facade. 

Through that scene I kept thinking “Someone at Outback Steakhouse read this script and was like ‘Yeah, put our name on it.’”

I’d honestly rather they keep it as it is but bring the cast back for a new show each year or so - like with how American Horror Story functions. Only without the half-assed continuity.

That Outback Steakhouse monologue! Just when you think it’s tapped out, it gets wilder and wilder. It’s like they came up with these crazy pages for Judy to say in the writers room, probably in one giant stoned binge one weekend, landed on this one and said, “Oh, this one we gotta save for the finale.”

“Save that piss for my chest.”

You should check out the movie ‘Booksmart’. He’s fantastic and absolutely hilarious, and the rest of the cast follows suit. One of my favorites of the year.

AAA - Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm, which is not really a heartattack , but a rupture of the aortic artery going to the heart, but close enough.

None of the above.  He’ll call for an assist from Daddy on this one.

-I’m an alcoholic/addict and didn’t do this in my right state of mind.

-I have been framed by Vic Morrow’s kids

Are we going to get a bingo going for what Max is going to put in his inevitable con-artist mea culpa?

I’d be cool with that

I imagine they’ll have a joke about how homophobic they were as kids, then have them still look uncomfortable when they hug later on. I think that would be a fair middle ground. 

You shall rest wrapped tightly in tortilla.
You will look so peaceful...
And delicious.

Ok. But high carb diets possibly lead to yeast infections. I’ll take a bit of off smell instead of an off smell and an unbearable itch.

Not Northern. Wikipedia tells me he was born in South West London, doesn’t say if he grew up there or not. But anyway, wherever he grew up, he doesn’t sound anything like a Northerner. Looks a bit like some I’ve seen though.