Not to body shame or anything but for a guy with such high expectations for a woman, he's not decent looking. At all.
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My response.
This guy is so not negative he's made a list of the not positives he looks for in a life partner.
St. Peter, thank you for letting me in. Now that we've got the soundtrack covered, could you kindly point me to the pizza buffet and bed of puppies? K thanks.
Yeah I don't want to be ugly, but the description was pretty clear about the content. I knew that is what the video would be about when I clicked. I think trigger warnings can be perfectly valid, I just don't know how much more the exact words "trigger warning" would do if the whole description didn't let someone know…
The video is about rape. You need a trigger warning for what, exactly? You thought it would be about rainbows and skittles?
What did you expect? & Jez doesn't do trigger warnings. Life doesn't come with trigger warnings.
It's the Jezebel way.
Jezebel maintains a strict (and stupid) policy against putting trigger warnings up, ever.
Normally Yoko's tweets are just random nonsense. But that was...oddly beautiful. I liked it.
It makes me hungry for sausage. Maybe that's why I bought some today??! Damn Miley, making me spend all my $$ on groceries!!
Every time I see the Bangerz cover, a small quiet voice within me whispers "and mash."
The use of "naughty" in a sexual context entered British vernacular in 1979.
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Imma just leave this here
I mean, with respect to this particular thing, he's pretty much right on the face of it. Sending easily copied nudes of yourself as a teenager to other teenagers over an unsecured network is a hilariously bad idea on lots and lots of levels, and a little love poetry is at least not necessarily a bad idea.
Seconded. "You love them very much—" "I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH " killed me.
I also need gifs of the hilarious Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Tony Hale nod to Veep during her speech. Because that was my soul riffing on stage right there.