That was actually in the show's mission statement: "no hugging, no learning."

Oookay...I always understood the term "skirt chaser" to mean a guy who is a big flirt, who is always, well, chasing women, not a rapist. Maybe a pickup artist at worst. But really, this seems like a play on words and not intended to imply that women are "running for their lives." Maybe more like "catch me if you can."

In case you didn't know: this young midshipman didn't even want to press charges. She knew she'd been raped and figured she could skip the part where she'd be ritually burned at the stake and blamed for her rape in front of her peers while simultaneously having her career ruined. She wasn't even allowed agency in the…

Seriously. I was starting to think that you could wear a suit made of the victim's skin to Florida murder trials and their laws would still be all, "Ehhh, yeah...but what does this REALLY prove?"

“juggle,” in this context, meaning of course to roll lazily across one’s fuzzy belly.

At no point has anyone looked at these photos and lamented the absence of a tattooed butterfly, barbed wire, etc.

The way everybody else does, I suppose. Unless he's a very poor speller, then I guess he would spell it differently. And very poorly.

Something tells me you are NOT a blast at parties. Jeez. Projecting, much? Single? Been divorced? I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED.

I'm not saying she's definitely not wearing makeup. But the "eyeliner" on her lower eye looks like my sisters actual bottom eyelashes. She got detention every new school year for wearing eyeliner and mascara, and the teachers would only ever drop it when my mom would bring up a picture of her at 2, looking exactly the…

"Harriet Tubman Sex Tape" is the best name for a punk band ever.

Shut ya mouth, Maria. I can see the eyeliner when I'm five feet away from the screen. Own it. Accept it. Do not claim that you were born with it. That shit's Maybelline (or, more likely, Dior McFancypants Marvelous Scribbleye With Real Diamond Dust)

It's like all the things that I care about the least had a baby.

Just once I want someone to say: cocaine and starving myself.

I feel ya, Pink! Been there sista!

I like how one of his arguments for his innocence is “There’s not a bump, there’s not a bruise, there’s not a scratch on my client at all.”

If this is the only thing the Kardashians ever truly give us it will still all have been worth it. No, not all women want anal. If you aren't willing to try it, then why should I?

Looking at the story we have, Sounds a lot like Taylor got a bee in his bonnet and started every 'step-up.' From my POV, Pullum's final action was protecting his family. Granted, stupid all-round, but at this point I have more sympathy for Pullum and his family than Taylor.

This made me think of Kendall's story.

"I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member."

Tumescent?