This weekend at Target, I saw a white woman with an Asian kid in her cart, and a black woman with a white kid in her cart. You know what I said to those families?

A less-rude flipside: my stepsister (as in, no blood relation whatsoever) and I have the same color hair and eyes, so we were always told that we looked so much alike.

To be fair she lives in Switzerland and it's Swiss Germans asking these questions and Swiss Germans are weird about cataloging and questioning everything.

Is the person sitting behind Rihanna (possibly Harry Direction) peeling an orange? He starts about halfway through the clip...

Oh man, when Miley thrusts her crotch and Taylor jumps and tries to hide behind the guy to her right?! Gold. This is GOLD.

Also, the WAY she stuck it out. Like, at an angle? Why?! Or full Maori style, which was just gross because it's such a big wad of flesh.

I think I'm starting to appreciate Taylor Swift in a non-ironic way. The video of her watching Miley Cyrus is glorious:

This is the only Riff Raff that we need to talk about. (aka I am old)

As always, my favorite thing about these shows is the inevitable onslaught of Tumblr posts with amazing photoshop jobs/comparisons/tweets/gifs. I am going to share them with you now, starting with the best (the rest are in the replies because I don't want to make y'all scroll forever down the comments):

Fun fact for everyone: this is actually clogging. Clogs are when you have a loose heel that click against the floor and the top of the heel, whereas tap shoes have metal bottoms that only click you strike the floor. I only know this because I happened to know a few champion cloggers who would get pissed if people…

Oh, sure- everyone goes on about this, but no-one ever shares the videos of my Morris dancing group performing Echo and the Bunnymen's "Bring on the Dancing Horses."

I am so, so annoyed that those of us who were writing better Harry Potter fanfic than Cassie Clare never got to see our creations come to life on the big screen.

I choose to view this as karma for her plagiarizing . And generally terrible fanfic writing. Draco in leather pants? Come on.

Both my grandparents were WWII vets and WAC.

This made me cry. Thanks for sharing.

Replying to promote. My grandfather was also a WWII vet in Europe. I know almost nothing about his service- only that he was one of the Americans who was helping empty out one of the camps. He NEVER told any of us about it- it affected him deeply. I learned acceptance of everyone from him- he said that you have just…

I think women trying to get into positions of power are very very aware that they do not have the leeway that men have and any perceived flaw is likely to be used against them, and that moderates behavior.

I hate that I would, but I cannot pretend that I wouldn't.

Oooo. Damn you for making me like Courtney Stodden, but right now I identify so much. I got the "gold digger" thing a LOT when my husband and I got together. He is an attorney, and we comfortable, but this is certainly not a life of fabulous jewels or furs or vacations to Ibiza. I actually said to one of his ruder…

I support Courtney Stodden, because I think there's some really bad stuff lurking in her background and this is how it manifests, but I don't support what she's saying. If it's really true, until the day you die love, it's still going to be there if you take a couple of years to let your partner grow up.