Two of my great aunts stuffed my other great aunt's bra when she was in her coffin, because her legendary giant boobs had deflated in death.

Has this woman never seen a soap? You're supposed to show up AT your funeral. You don't always have to go in though, if you have amnesia you can just watch from the back. Or if you're a real bitch you can sit right up front buried under black veils and stuff.

Call me tacky, but I would totally wear these. Fan-say.

Ooh, I didn't know that. I thought they'd just disbanded or taken the wedding and bar mitzvah music circuit by storm....

I dance like that to Erasure and Big Country.

I feel like I just saw into my own future.

That number would be pretty much everything, too. In fact, I'm having trouble coming up with a body part that does fit with society's ideals. Perhaps my liver, because it is an alcohol processing beast?

OMG!! I always thought the words are "new kids on the block had pogo sticks"... Yeah. Bunch of hits makes much more sense.

Shortly after Jane reported the rape to police, she began to receive threats from Gibbons' roommate and fellow football player, Taylor Lewan, who texted her that he would rape her if she moved forward: "If she does [press charges] then I'm going to rape her because, he didn't."

More like two thousand and late.

Right?! I can just keep on admiring.

now you have to be attractive and smart

and don't forget the epic-cool character "Jackie Brown" (translated to the screen by Tarantino and brought to life by Pam Grier.) This is a woman who's been put in a tough situation, and uses her smarts and cool to come out waaaaay on top.

It looks like them Duke boys are in a heap o' trouble...

man a few more MPH and i'm pretty sure he would have made that jump, although the trailer would have been toast.

So many unknowns with this story. Either this disproves the existence of a higher being, or that higher being might just be a terrible driver. We may never know.

Wow the video is incredible. But the caption:

So, am I a prude if I think that YES - women can and should enjoy sex and should not be shamed for it, but NO - it is not and should not be publicly acceptable to offer to perform sexual acts in a crowd of people.

Stories like this, about rampant "slut" shaming that reinforces the popular idea that girls and women need to be "punished" for sexual enjoyment while men are rewarded for the same act (see also: all anti-abortion legislation and beef with national health care for covering birth control), bring out a rage I can only…

Good. Gooooood.