The most important part of that Van Helsing show is that it features a woman’s ass in a body-suit. Of course it does. Don’t show her face, don’t show her athleticism, whatever you do make sure you show her ass prominently featured, because why else would anyone watch the show.

Yes yes, that seems to be what is going on. I read the whole thing backwards. My mistake.

You’re right I misread, I thought the link posted here was supposed to be from the new girlfriend, not the jilted wife.

Its not the same person at all. The woman in the ITD article talks about the new girlfriend’s broken English. In the article cited here, the gf is American, the husband is French. The gf would have perfect English.

Tom Mison and Nicole Beharie. Since their once-great show is definitely going to be canceled at the end of this season, someone should snap them up as pair-bond. When they get good scripts in front of them, they absolutely crackle together on screen.

Pleased to meet you, I’m Meatball Sub Edinburgh!

“Caviar Amsterdam”? Did someone take their stage name from a CAPCHA random word generator?

PLEASE STOP MAKING SPIDER-MAN MOVIES!

Depends on what you’re cooking it with. I use a healthy dollop of Thai red curry and sometimes coconut milk but I’ve done it without. Cook in chicken stock, blend with an immersion blender and POW POW creamy, spicy cauliflower soup. Delish.

They were frozen. One kid had his head down, like he was trying not to be seen. These are teenagers, and they were scared they would be next.

That is not true.

It was EEEEEXELLEEEEEENT! Scary enough to make me jump and cover my eyes (one moment where the entire audience gasped in fear!) but not so scary that I couldn’t sleep! Perfect Gothic horror, like it walked out of the late 18th or early 19th century — the real “horror” is human failings, with supernatural elements…

I do. In addition to understanding what words mean (for example, “intent”), I also understand the law.

No, it isn’t. Its intent to drive. Intent to harm would ONLY be if you got behind the wheel of a car and actually planned to hit someone. Most drunk drivers do not do that.

I think you don’t understand the word “intent”

BLACK MASS, currently in theaters.

Do you think Edgar Wright would put up with that, though? He has a pretty singular vision.

Chocolat.

I was JUST thinking about that episode when I read the headline, that and the one about the kid who derailed the train when he fell asleep on the track.

Agreed. The new showrunner did some research on what made S2 such a disaster but doesn’t seem to have investigated what made S1 such a wild success. Ichabod was a clutch player in the planning and execution of the American Revolution, he’s demonstrably *not* a bumbling fool, quite the opposite. He’s resourceful,…