OK, thanks! I’ll make sure to have all the lights on in my house for when I get home!

A through-the-window shot of Crane at the kitchen table in low light, drinking a glass of Port and reading Twain (or Vonnegut!) would be a nice episode-closer.

This is timeline is known as the Laziest Retcon Timeline.

This was the best ep so far. Give the others a whirl, the storytelling has been a bit thin and contrived, this one made me sit up and cheer. Really well done except for the whole Betsy Ross bullshit but there was blessedly little of that this week.

Best of the season, no doubt about it. High credit to the writer, Heather Regnier for providing us with the correct amount of bicker-to-affection in Abbie & Ichabod’s exchanges, and for articulating Abbie & Jenny’s relationship as actual human sisters. This is why writers’ rooms need more women.

Sounds right up my alley, thanks! I can’t do “horror” so its all good news that its more of a gothic romance than a horror film.

Just for that I think I’m going to go see it tonight.

In that case I have high hopes for them bringing back Krycek so we can finally get that Mulder-Krycek makeout sesh we’ve known was coming for like 20 years now.

Pretty sure that’s Luke.

I like the theory that Finn and Rey are siblings unknown to each other (via Han, that ol’ scoundrel) who end up teaming up to save the universe. It keeps the theme nicely.

Really? I thought it looked like the older titles for DOCTOR WHO.

BRAZIL has one of the best pieces of slapstick I’ve ever seen (the bit with the desk). I laughed so hard at I could barely breathe.

The closest I’ve heard to that are “take and bake” pies, where they’ll sell you the prepared but not-yet-cooked pie, and you bung it in the oven at home.

“Run back”? After 26 years? Maybe this is two adults in middle age who have undergone half a lifetime of change and evolution and have come to some kind of new understanding of each other.

That’s fine, I’m just spitballing. Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Liam Hemsworth?

Crap. Does this mean I have to fucking watch Monday Night Football? Goddamnit.

I mean she kind of already is, as River Song. I’d love to see it gender-swapped. Imagine that whole scene with Alex Kingston as Indy and like Kit Harrington or whoever as Marius, the male grad student whose heart she broke and who ran away to Nepal trying to forget her?

Gross. If they’re going to “reboot” then they should do it right, and reconceptualize it. Alex Kingston or nobody.

I want Sanders in the White House just so we can have someone with a great old-school Brooklyn accent on the job. Imagine him in meetings with foreign heads of state? It makes me want to dance.

Wait, so the political profile of a state should *not* be reflective of the population, but should instead be reflective of people who were the majority 200 years ago? I’m pretty sure that’s not how representative democracy works.