Depends on what you’re cooking it with. I use a healthy dollop of Thai red curry and sometimes coconut milk but I’ve done it without. Cook in chicken stock, blend with an immersion blender and POW POW creamy, spicy cauliflower soup. Delish.

They were frozen. One kid had his head down, like he was trying not to be seen. These are teenagers, and they were scared they would be next.

That is not true.

I do. In addition to understanding what words mean (for example, “intent”), I also understand the law.

No, it isn’t. Its intent to drive. Intent to harm would ONLY be if you got behind the wheel of a car and actually planned to hit someone. Most drunk drivers do not do that.

I think you don’t understand the word “intent”

The closest I’ve heard to that are “take and bake” pies, where they’ll sell you the prepared but not-yet-cooked pie, and you bung it in the oven at home.

“Run back”? After 26 years? Maybe this is two adults in middle age who have undergone half a lifetime of change and evolution and have come to some kind of new understanding of each other.

I want Sanders in the White House just so we can have someone with a great old-school Brooklyn accent on the job. Imagine him in meetings with foreign heads of state? It makes me want to dance.

Wait, so the political profile of a state should *not* be reflective of the population, but should instead be reflective of people who were the majority 200 years ago? I’m pretty sure that’s not how representative democracy works.

The wheels of justice grind a lot more slowly than people realize. It took 7 years for my cousin’s murderer to come to trial.

People who don’t even acknowledge it are more conspicuous than people who say weird things. Two of my cousins were murdered ten years ago, I found out at work and promptly lost my shit (as one does) and had to be driven home by a friend of mine. I was out for a week with family stuff, and when I returned it was about…

Mine used to routinely set off metal detectors, and I got a full-on boob-grab at Shannon Airport several years ago as a result (although my friend Tim got some aul’ fella’s hands up in his business for his troubles, though they were fairly amiably chatting about accordions all the while so I guess it didn’t bother him…

HIPAA isn’t just “healthcare providers” — its covered entities and business partners as well. The staff absolutely fall under the “covered entity” and every single one of them is subject to HIPAA laws.

Good luck a) getting pregnant and b) not having a child with birth defects. Tail-end longevity has no impact on when women are maximally fertile.

Hey, fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke!

I worked in the children’s room at a library when I was in high school. The library building was very old (probably mid-Victorian era) and one year they were refurbishing the ancient elevator, so there was all this construction and electrical work going on. One fine Saturday, the fire alarm went off and the room began…

You sound fun.

Depends on the state, but larceny is once it kicks up over $500-$1000

Retail-esque: I work at a farmers market on Saturdays. The market runs from 9am to 1pm. Even for the hipster brunch hangover crowd, 1pm is a good, attainable boundary. Every single fucking week we have people rolling in at 1:15, while we are clearly packing up crates of vegetables, taking tables down, etc. trying to…