Because it illustrates just how far the tentacles of violence reach.

Handsome, well-read *and* practical!?

Be still my heart!

I dig Bradley Cooper. I'd like to go drink some beers with him and speak French with him (me badly, him fluently). I'd also like to finally figure out if he's really into dudes, which I think he is, and which I'm totally down with because if I can't have him I'd rather he be hooked up with a nice guy, maybe the…

There is nothing wrong with this. This is a little tiny girl who will literally never be able to walk in her mama's footsteps. This is one way that her papa can do that for her, let her mama be a model for her, even in the smallest way.

What a grotesque thought to have.

The one of him dancing with her standing on his feet. O my lord.

I was visiting my aunt in Europe (she lives in the Netherlands) when that happened, I had just turned 15 years old. We went to London and it was the first time I ever saw a machine gun the SAS was all over Heathrow. We were watching the BBC in the hotel and they showed the gate area in NY where the flight was…

I'm not sure Kanye is fake, quite the opposite in fact. I think he's actually certifiably mentally ill. He expresses himself very similarly to people who are in intense manic episodes.

She was grounded at Teterboro airport, which had snow before we did. However, it would have been relatively easy for someone with a shit-ton of cash to rent a Jeep with some snow tires and haul her ass up 684 -> 84 -> Pike and get there with time to spare.

No no, someone was talking about pineapple specifically as we were making observations that the giant candy-cane dildo's confetti-ejaculate was significantly fluffier and more voluminous than years prior, and my friend commented that perhaps it had been eating pineapple lately. Does pineapple affect semen in some…

What is this pineapple thing? Someone mentioned it last night and I felt too awkward to ask what it was all about (although I probably shouldn't have felt awkward because I was at a burlesque version of "The Nutcracker" (called "The Slutcracker") and had just watched a giant 10' candy-cane dildo ejaculate confetti…

Nothing in particular. The movie is looking at love, not romance. There is nothing particularly romantic about Emma Thompson's character discovering that her marriage is a sham, or Liam Neeson's character so destroyed over his wife's early death that he can barely function in public, or the school headmistress (in…

I'm not into zombies, I'm kind of tired of the whole thing in fact, I think the gag has gone on way too long.

"Eight is a lot of legs, David."

Wait, Andrew Lincoln is in Walking Dead? I've never even seen 10 seconds of that show and maybe now I have to watch it. Is he in all of it? Most of it? Just a couple of episodes?

I read somewhere maybe it was her or another commenter talking about how that was the greatest personification of an English woman ever put on film, that she realizes that her life has just fallen to pieces, has a completely silent cry so that nobody can see her pain, then goes out and takes her kids to the school…

NICOLE BEHARIE AND TOM MISON! I want them to get married and have ten babies together. I 'ship them irl SO HARD!

I take pictures of meals occasionally, but mostly because my friends are also cooks and we swap ideas. I also take (really shitty) pictures at concerts, just one or two, during my favorite song. Its kind of a mark-the-moment ritual for me. Then I put the phone away and jump around and sing.

I'm TOTALLY jealous! Although, to be honest: I met him when I was 13. I won a radio contest and got front-row seats and backstage passes. It was my first concert ever, and was the most magical thing I've ever experienced.

Yup, used to be completely hysterical over Duran Duran. I'm willing to bet that if I met John Taylor today I'd hyperventilate, jump up and down, and start crying. I can't explain it other than I just totally gave myself over to loving him. It was great, I kind of envy the 1D fangirls these days because I remember…