"Trying to get Friday out of my head" made me laugh. She seems like an all right kid, I'm glad she has a sense of humor about it all. Fair play to her, I spent my teenage years depressed and mopey, and couldn't have pulled this off in a million years.

I'm not sure how "lucky" I'd call it, I had another friend who was positively gaunt after she had her baby. She'd had a very difficult pregnancy (hyperemetic, like Kate) and wasn't eating much after she had her daughter, and ended up not producing enough milk so they had to supplement, etc. I was dropping by once a…

He's way hotter with the beard and shaggy hair. Oh my god. Knickers-droppingly hot Human kryptonite. Damn.

Totally devoted. Its so great. When they write themselves into an absurd corner, they just got "Fuck it! All in!" and double down on the ridiculousness. The two leads have amazing chemistry, the secondary characters also are building some pretty electric chemistry, and also I would shag Tom Mison until he can't…

That sucks for Kelly Clarkson. A good friend of mine had hyperemesis and was in and out of the emergency room for months to get IV fluids, because she couldn't even keep sips of water down.

Not necessarily. My best friend is built exactly like her and she's had three kids. After each one her clothes were literally falling *off* her. She nursed all her babies and they just sucked all the calories right out of her body. In the months after her son was born she looked to be a good 5-10lbs smaller than…

So, FYI — Kate dyes her hair. She started going gray in her 20s (is she still in her 20s?) While she was pregnant she stopped dyeing and there are photos out there in the world of her grey roots.

Plus, she grew up with the specter of what happened to Princess Diana. She's probably keenly aware of how savage the press is and while her family has some $$ she's still a relatively average person.

Is your kid a boy or girl? If your kid is a boy looking for role models, have him check out some snaps of the actor and total smokeshow Dan Feurreigel (he was Agron on the TV show "Spartacus" — don't let the kid watch that show though) who was fitted with a pacemaker as a teenager and has a large scar as a result.…

Amazing the casual, jokey, and sneering reactions until the one lady with scoliosis stood in front of her mannequin outside the shop window, and two passers-by just stopped dead in their tracks watching her watching herself in a beautiful dress in a department store window.

Its cervical mucous, not "the nasties" but thanks for that little bit of institutional misogyny, and it varies from woman to woman based on body chemistry, menstrual cycle timeline, and age.

But... vaginas are leaky. Are we just supposed to walk around being drippy? Ew.

The fox head-first in the snow with nowt but his feets and tail-end sticking out reminded me of nothing so much as my Richard Scarry books from when I was little.

He's from Oakland. No shame to be felt, my fellow Masshole.

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So should they be speaking Latin then? Because Romans didn't speak English with an Italian accent, either.

The best one I ever saw was with Ewan MacGregor and Chris O'Dowd who spun up an impromptu game of "Would You Rather" and talked about masturbating in movies. Ewan made a very salient point about it being impossible to masturbate (or really be in any sex situation) without the entire audience knowing "that's just how…

Was really hoping when Barbie asks how the best boyfriend in the world is doing, Ken would say "Good question" and then turn to Ryan and say "Hey babe, how you doing?"

S/he didn't make a joke that asexual people can't find anyone to fuck they. S/he made a joke that *Morrisey* can't find someone to fuck *him*.

Tell that to David Crosby.