Not that I give a shit, or even know who most of these people are, but I'm looking at that last pic and Khloe looks exactly like that big mook with the white hair.

The huge dudes singing along with passion — especially the one who looks like Wolverine — are the best part.

She is like a normal person, only miniature. I saw her maybe five or six years ago in Boston, and she was a) incredible to see live and b) like a pocket-person. For real, I could have just slipped her into my jeans pocket and walked out with her and nobody would have known.

Not to tip my hand too much, but how is this guy still alive? There are a lot of people in this country who are relatively untraceable (by design), and there it a lot of land where nobody will ever find a body. This is not difficult.

Paul Newman at that age was still pretty bangable (he was just a year older than she is now when Nobody's Fool and the Hudsucker Proxy came out).

Naseem Pedrad (Kim, in this sketch) is freaking hilarious. He Arianna Huffington should be on every episode.

Adam Levine is perfectly suited to the really fun one-night-stand with some guy who you think is kind of a good person deep down inside but are totally OK with never seeing again, or at least not for another 6 years til he outgrows his manchild phase. I bet a shag off of him is a really good time, and then you're…

Not so sure that's 100%, he was in a LTR with some lady whose name escapes me at the moment, although they are no longer together.

Red Stripe is superior? It tastes exactly like all those other watery Caribbean lagers that you only drink because it's 108 degrees outside.

Put them up in brandy. Either can them properly in a water bath, or peel and slice them into a mason jar and pour brandy over them (or if you have a liquor store that has imports from France you could probably find real pear brandy) and keep them for a few months in the fridge. Then you can eat the pears (or bake…

I have two minds about this. It is extremely tacky to host your *own* baby shower so that part is out of line, however each baby deserves its own welcome into the world. Maybe not on as grand a scale as the first one, but something just for them that they can appreciate or inherit when they're older, and not just a…

PS and by the way, her 30 year old husband is BALDING. Have they noticed that yet?

Oh! "Heady" Lamarr! I get it! Awesome. I suck at video games, so things like HL and Portal take up entire weekends when really there's only like 6 hours of gameplay.

I hope she's lucky enough to go silver. My mom's family all has the best silver hair in the world and so far I take after them in most things (except for my height and fat bottom, both of which come from my dad's side). So far my only grey hairs are in my left eyebrow (2) and a few of my lady-whiskers, and one in a…

Is that a headcrab? I guess I didn't get that far in the game, now that Winter is almost upon us I will inevitably play HL for hours on weekends again.

If its triple-cream you're after, I suggest St. Andre. Let it come to room temperature then slap that shizz on some crackers or french bread and then go straight to heaven.

So can we talk about Avan Jogia? When I was a teenager, the sexy-boys were like Boyz II Men and Vanilla Ice. I'm 20 years to old, that is for sure.

Meh. I want a guy who will go see blockbuster sci-fi movies with me, go to roller derby with me, drink beers with me, eat my cooking, grill steaks for me in the summer, go do his own thing with his boyz while I do my thing with my girlz, share my bed, have some sex, and have a bunch of laughs. That would be pretty…

My best friend got engaged to the most amazing guy and moved away to be with him. We'd lived together since we were 19, so about 8 years when she moved away. I remember just standing there in shock on the sidewalk after the moving truck rolled away with her, her honey, and all her stuff inside it. Fortunately…

Woooo! High-five, Illinois! Massachusetts welcomes you to the family!