Yeah I read that and said WTF? How do 2 people exchange 50,000 texts? Thats 100 texts a day for 500 days. My plan is 200 texts a month and I went over that once. For a like really smart stable genius he needs some help with math.

Shutting down the government for weeks on end wouldn’t be an answer for anything.

I used to wonder why this happened, but Democrats face a challenge that Republicans do not. As an instructive aid, sometimes I practise thinking like a Republican (I won’t call them conservatives because they are radical extremists in every sense of the word), and it is soooooo relaxing. Simplistic clichés in lieu of…

I think some of the confusion is that when Bank of America talks about “savings”, people immediately think of a Bank of America savings account. But they might mean total “savings” in the broader sense of all investments, as in “financial net worth”. A 30 year old having $100k of retirement savings in their 401k is…

I predict her lipstick is nine years old, she smokes, and doesn’t wash her hands. Also her diet is questionable and her immune system is compromised from too many Slim-Fast shakes.

“Your decision to assault was calculated, precise, devious, despicable,” Aquilina said. “You played on everyone’s vulnerability. I’m not vulnerable.=

So, the solar panel tariff will cost American jobs, cost the taxpayer, and make a renewable power source more expensive thereby pushing us back toward dependence on foreign oil?

Seriously. It’s a very plata o plomo kind of tactic, man, and nobody thinks of it as particularly consensual when the narcotrafficantes use it.

The way we keep people off of juries is really weird, I think. The selection for basically people who have no firsthand knowledge of the subject at hand leads to juries that, especially when dealing with subjects where our collective knowledge is based on stereotypes and misinformation like rape and sexual assault,…

“All agents within Tucson sector have been instructed not to remove or destroy water stations, food or other resources left along the trails in the desert,”Border Patrol public-affairs agent Christopher Sullivan told AZCentral. Sullivan claimed that this policy had been in place for years.

Why do I care what Rod Barry, famous porn actor, has to say about DACA?

I guess Africa isn’t the only continent with shithole countries. Although I thought Trump had a soft spot for the Eastern European countries that provide him with money and women.

“Small government for my money, big government for your pussy.”

Shame about the concentration camps though huh?

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

God she always just looks so... fresh. Also that little colorblock number she is sporting with Elmo is also fresh as hell.

Honey this isn’t a doctoral thesis. Do your own damn research or do you expect a black woman o do that for you as well? I mean we been saving this damn country over and over again, why not find some damn sources as well. Go away with your raggedy self.

“we could still comfort ourselves with the reminder that we’re not as bad as white men”

We sit Mini Oeuvre in front of The Wheels on the Bus goes Round and Round on YouTube and then we make tiny Boo-from-Monster’s-Inc pigtails. It usually stays.

watershed?