YOU GUYS, I just announced *today* that I am running for County Board Chairman —a position that has never been held by a democrat or a woman of either party in history of our County. Only rich white republicans have ever held this office (it pays insanely well!). Right now, the incumbent is running unopposed and I…

Obviously, Kevin had mental health issues stemming from his incarceration. We need to do more to improve access to psychiatrists and social workers after prisoners are released.

This guy is an expert in ghosts. Murdering him would only result in an afterlife-long appointment.

kinda like throwing dirty diapers against a wall to see which ones stick

The best part of this news is all of the photos of sexy men in the comments.

If they’d picked Obama, it would’ve been the greatest thing People magazine had ever done.

Even saying nothing would have been better.

Actually food is an investment. Buy good healthy food and you’re investing in yourself. That’s why Michelle Obama tried to get schools to serve healthy stuff, but of course the parents of America scream “how is my kid gonna eat that shit.”

Food is a depreciating asset. It loses nearly all it’s value within a few days time. From that perspective, I would give it a no buy recommendation.  

Ya know the fuck what.

Maybe we should plaster billboards with the broken and bloody bodies of children shot daily. THIS IS WHAT A BULLET DOES TO A CHILD.

And contrary to what most Americans think, you don’t get shot and then die right away like in a movie. No you lay on the ground, bleed out over a period of time.…

I wish this guy didn’t kill himself, just so we could see Trump not publicly calling for the death penalty.

You can’t talk about guns, but you can threaten to wipe another country off the map?

You’re definitely the vegan that everyone is always talking about.

No, grown men exclusively consume diary in yogurt form.

In my experience, saying yes to shots is a good indicator of being too close to blackout territory to make drinking said shots an even remotely good idea.

Glad to read that Megyn spent more time on bad shots in Mexico than in Texas.

And if it is a mental health issue, then why did 45 revoke the checks on mental health when buying a gun?

What I don’t understand is why “this” cannot be both a mental health issue and a gun issue.

“a mental health problem at the highest level”

I know this has been around for a minute...still funny tho...